Cartoon writer: "Excuse me, but 'proactive' and
'paradigm' -- aren't these just buzzwords that dumb people
use to sound important?"
McArthur Parker: "So how's my favorite client?"
Drill sergeant: "What are you, a comedian?"
Indian casino boss: "That's crazy talk."
Waiter: "Your credit card has been rejected."
L.T. Smash: "You fool! Look whatchya done!"
Rommelwood Academy Commandant: "Let's go over this one
more time to make sure I understand the situation."
Fire marshal: "Don't tell me how to feel."
Guy: "Woooo, this kitten's got claws."
Guy: "The Leader is perfect."
Movementarian guy: "Let's all give thanks to the Leader
for this glorious day."
Baseball executive: "This meeting is over."
Navy recruitment officer: "La, la, la, la! I am not
listening! La, la, la, la!"
Submarine captain: "I'm a man of few words ... Any
Man: "You're perfect! In fact, you're better than
perfect! Next to you, perfection is crap!"
Dr. Foster: "I'm beginning to see the problem."
Guy: "Would you care for some reading material?"
Guy: "Hey, the blond broad's got a point. We need
something with a little ring-a-ding-ding."
Rommelwood Academy Commandant: "Most of the actual
fighting will be done by small robots."
Stock broker: "Uh, now before I execute this order, are
you sure you understand the risks of stock ownership?"
Karl the secretary: "I guess I haven't taught you
Dr. Foster: "I'd like to try something."
Power plant safety inspector: "Either bring this place up
to code, or we'll shut it down."
Dr. Foster: "All right, all right, just watch it there.
I'm here to help, ya know."
Man: "I withdraw my question."
Baseball player yelling in pain.
Maitre d: "Yes?"
Maitre d: "Yes?"
Martin: "Behold... the power plant of the future...
Sideshow Mel: "I can't bear this any longer -- I'm
Sideshow Mel: "Ooo, I never tire of that story."
Sideshow Mel: "They say any publicity is good publicity."
Lisa and Bart: "Aaaaahhh!!"
Bart: "So what's so great about the Bill of Rights?"
Lisa: "It guarantees all of the basic freedoms: speech,
religion, the right to a speedy trial."
Homer: "Are you coming on to me?"
Marge: "No! Good night. Sheesh."
Sound made by the Simpsons when they're eating.
Homer: "Is this a happy ending or a sad ending?"
Marge: "It's an ending. That's enough."
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Homer: "Oh man! This is the most exciting thing I've seen
since Halley's comet collided with the moon."
Lisa: "That never happened, Dad."
Homer: "Sure it didn't."
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