Bart: "Heh, heh, heh... yeee, yee, yee... wooo, ooooo!"
Marge: "All right, all right, now you're overstimulated.
Let's get some beer in you, and then it's right to bed."
Homer: "Whoo hoo!"
Homer: "Well, there were script problems from day one."
Bart: "Didn't seem like anybody even read the script."
Homer: "That was the problem."
Marge: "You really should have voted, Homer."
Homer: "<pshaw> It wouldn't have made a difference."
Homer: "Liability waiver?"
Nurse: "Don't read it, just sign it. It simply says you
won't hold us responsible if you die as a result of gross
negligence. It's a standard form."
Lisa and Bart: "Yea!"
Otto: "What were you guys smokin' when you came up with
Pig: "Lovely day in Paradise, isn't it?"
Bart's prince: "Every moment I live is agony."
Bart's prince: "Please kill me."
Dr. Nick Riviera: "Hey, don't worry. You don't have to
make up stories here. Save that for court."
The Robot: "Danger, danger, Bart Simpson!"
Sea Captain: "Arg, shut up! I know what I'm doing!"
Sea Captain: "The dolphins are upon us."
Smithers: "The man became consumed by greed; he'd steal
Smithers: "This resume' is very impressive."
Little Vicki: "We all do crazy things when we're
Little Vicki: "You've just got to turn that frown upside
Little Vicki: "A great big sunshine hello to you."
Groundskeeper Willy: "You canna do that, sir -- you don't
have the power!"
Willy the groundskeeper: "I warned ya! Didn't I warn ya?"
Woman: "Is there anything they won't do?"
Woman: "You should be ashamed of yourself!"
Woman: "Cheap bastards."
Woman: "ohh. ohh. Would somebody please think of the
Chambermaid: <gasp> "Oh, good lord!"
Woman: "Do you have any idea how this might have
Movementarian woman: "It certainly is a beautiful day. We
should thank the Leader."
Lindsey Nagle: "You need more money."
Woman: "Oh, God, yes. We're talking about a totally
Lindsey Nagle: "First, let me reassure you your fears are
groundless, and your complaints, moronic."
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