Comic book guy: "Best ... death ... ever!"
Comic book guy: "What is this -- Bizarro World?"
Comic book guy: "Rest assured that I was on the Internet
within minutes registering my disgust throughout the world."
Comic book guy: "Ah, a superb choice."
Professor Frink: "She's good ... she's very good."
Sheri or Terri: "He's a smelly, ugly dork."
Girl: "If you want peace, you must prepare for war."
Stagehand: "I don't think he's coming back."
Dr. Hibbert: "Fine ... more money for me."
Dr. Hibbert: "I'm afraid it's not that simple."
Theme music for the Itchy and Scratchy Show.
A longer version of the Itchy and Scratchy Show theme music.
Kang: "Just watch us."
Kang or Kodos: "This is your last chance."
Kang: "You mean you never told him?"
Kodos: "Take us to your leader."
Ms. Krabappol: "You don't have the guts to take us all
Ms. Krabappol: "Whatever."
Mr. Largo: "You'll have to do a lot better than that."
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Mr. Largo: "Aaah, stop with your devil music!"
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