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The Simpsons Sound Bites

Lisa (Page 1 of 2)

lisa_no9.wav
Homer: "Nope."
Lisa: "Nope."
Bart: "Nope."
Marge: "Nope."

lisa_aaahh.wav
Lisa: "Aaaahh!"

lisa_aahh.wav
Lisa and Bart: "Aaaah!!"

lisa_algore.wav
Lisa: "No, I don't want Algore."

lisa_back_to_work.wav
Lisa: "Okay, everyone, back to work!"

lisa_bad_feeling.wav
Lisa: "Right from the start I had a bad feeling about that gig."

lisa_bill_of_rights1.wav
Bart: "So what's so great about the Bill of Rights?"
Lisa: "It guarantees all of the basic freedoms: speech, religion, the right to a speedy trial."

lisa_brainwashed2.wav
Lisa: "You're being brainwashed!"

lisa_brainwashed.wav
Lisa: "Don't you realize you've just been brainwashed by corporate propaganda?"

lisa_cant_go_in_there.wav
Lisa: "Hey, I can't go in there!"

lisa_dont_think_so2.wav
Lisa: "I don't think so."

lisa_emergency_room.wav
Lisa: "We have to get you to the emergency room!"

lisa_exciting.wav
Homer: "Oh man! This is the most exciting thing I've seen since Halley's comet collided with the moon."
Lisa: "That never happened, Dad."
Homer: "Sure it didn't."

lisa_feel_so_good.wav
Lisa: "I don't feel so good... <groan>"

lisa_fraud.wav
Lisa: "Can't you see the difference between earning something honestly and getting it by fraud?"

lisa_get_out_of_here.wav
Lisa: "What are you doing?! We've gotta get out of here!"

lisa_gimme.wav
Lisa: "Hey, gimme some of that."

lisa_groan1.wav
Bart and Lisa groaning.

lisa_groan3.wav
Lisa groaning.

lisa_hoax.wav
Lisa: "This was all a big hoax!"

lisa_horrible_thing_2_say.wav
Lisa: "That's a horrible thing to say!"

lisa_how_can_we_sleep.wav
Lisa: "How can we sleep at night when there's so much suffering in the world?"

lisa_hurry.wav
Lisa: "Hurry, everyone! We don't have much time!"

lisa_hype.wav
Lisa: "I hope you don't believe your own hype."

lisa_insane.wav
Lisa: "Are you insane?"

lisa_international.wav
Lisa: "Don't you know how expensive international calls are?"
 

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