Lisa: "Right from the start I had a bad feeling about
Bart: "So what's so great about the Bill of Rights?"
Lisa: "It guarantees all of the basic freedoms: speech,
religion, the right to a speedy trial."
Lisa: "You're being brainwashed!"
Lisa: "Don't you realize you've just been brainwashed by
Lisa: "Hey, I can't go in there!"
Lisa: "I don't think so."
Lisa: "We have to get you to the emergency room!"
Homer: "Oh man! This is the most exciting thing I've seen
since Halley's comet collided with the moon."
Lisa: "That never happened, Dad."
Homer: "Sure it didn't."
Lisa: "I don't feel so good... <groan>"
Lisa: "Can't you see the difference between earning
something honestly and getting it by fraud?"
Lisa: "What are you doing?! We've gotta get out of here!"
Lisa: "Hey, gimme some of that."
Bart and Lisa groaning.
Lisa: "This was all a big hoax!"
Lisa: "That's a horrible thing to say!"
Lisa: "How can we sleep at night when there's so much
suffering in the world?"
Lisa: "Hurry, everyone! We don't have much time!"
Lisa: "I hope you don't believe your own hype."
Lisa: "Are you insane?"
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