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The Simpsons Sound Bites

Lisa (Page 2 of 2)

lisa_law_has_spoken.wav
Lisa: "The law has spoken."

lisa_leader_here_comes.wav
Lisa and Bart: "Yay! Here comes the Leader!"

lisa_leader_love4.wav
Bart and Lisa: "We love the Leader."

lisa_logical_explanation.wav
Lisa: "I think there must be a more logical explanation."

lisa_married_never.wav
Lisa: "I just don't plan to ever get married."

llisa_most_important_thing.wav
Lisa: "You all seem to be forgetting the most important thing!"

lisa_mumbo_jumbo1_x.wav
Lisa: "How can you believe all this mumbo jumbo?"

lisa_nailed_it.wav
Lisa: "Anybody got a building permit? 'Cause we nailed it!"

lisa_no_fair.wav
Lisa: "Hey, no fair!"

lisa_ooo.wav
Bart: "Heh, heh, heh ... yeee, yee, yee ... wooo, ooooo!"
Lisa: "Ooooo!"

lisa_out_of_here.wav
Lisa: "I am out of here!"

lisa_personal.wav
Lisa: "Now it's personal!"

lisa_public_on_your_side.wav
Lisa: "There's all kinds of ways to get the public on your side."

lisa_relax.wav
Lisa: "Relax? I can't relax!"

lisa_see_her_again.wav
Lisa: "Do you think we'll ever see her again?"

lisa_shoes2.wav
Lisa: "And bring me some shoes ... nice ones."

lisa_shoes.wav
Lisa: "Look at all those beautiful shoes!"

lisa_shut_up.wav
Lisa: "Shut up, all of you, or I'll sue!"

lisa_shut_up_and_listen.wav
Lisa: "Just shut up and listen!"

lisa_sick2.wav
Lisa: "Oooo ... I think I'm gonna be sick."

lisa_step_aside.wav
Lisa: "You've had your moment in the sun, and now it's time for you to gracefully step aside."

lisa_thanks2.wav
Lisa: "Oh, thank you so much!"

lisa_tripe_x.wav
Lisa: "They can't seriously expect us to swallow that tripe."

lisa_whats_going_on_here1.wav
Lisa: <gasp> "What's going on here?"

lisa_whats_the_point.wav
Lisa: "I'm just wondering what's the point."

lisa_world_not_ending.wav
Lisa: "I hate to disappoint you, but the world is not coming to an end."

lisa_wrong1.wav
Lisa: "The whole damned system is wrong! Daaaaahh!"

lisa_wrong4.wav
Lisa: "Something's wrong ... terribly wrong!"

lisa_yea.wav
Lisa and Bart: "Yea!"

lisa_you_broke_it.wav
Lisa: "You broke it!"
 

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