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The Simpsons Sound Bites

Homer (Page 7 of 9)

homer_phone_company.wav
Homer: "The phone company is bamboozling you!"

homer_phone_ring.wav
Sfx: Phone ringing.
Homer: "Hello."

homer_place_is_strange.wav
Homer: "This place is so strange!"

homer_place_like_this_x.wav
Homer: "You can't let yourself end up in a place like this."

homer_punch_george_bush.wav
Secret Service agent: "Scuse me, sir, where ya goin'?"
Homer: "I'm going to punch George Bush in the face!"
Agent: "Okay, is he expecting you?"

homer_punch_nose.wav
Homer: "I ought to punch you in the nose!"

homer_quit.wav
Homer: "I've thought about what you said, Honey, and I've decided to quit."

homer_ready_to_rock.wav
Homer: "Are you ready to rock? ... 'Cause here we go!"

homer_really_mad.wav
Homer: "Oh, now what? If you're still mad at me I'm gonna be really mad."

homer_remember_saying_that.wav
Homer: "Hey, I don't remember sayin' that!"

homer_rest.wav
Homer: "Ohh! I'm just going to rest for a minute ... <snore>"

homer_retirement_fund.wav
Homer: "Well, we'll have to dip into the retirement fund again."

homer_rotten_day.wav
Homer: "Aww, what a rotten day!"

homer_run_for_your_lives.wav
Homer: "Run for your lives, everyone! This is not a drill!"

homer_russia.wav
Homer: "Hey, if you don't like it, go to Russia."

homer_sacrilegious.wav
Homer: "It's sacrilegious, I tell ya!"

homer_saddest_chapter.wav
Homer: "This closes the saddest chapter in American history."

homer_sane_insane.wav
Homer: "How can you tell who's sane and who's insane?"

homer_sarcastic2.wav
Homer: "In case you can't tell, I'm being sarcastic."

homer_scam.wav
Homer: "Wait a minute! This could be some kind of scam ... or possibly scam-ola!"

homer_scandalous_story.wav
Homer: "I have a scandalous story of my own."

homer_screw_ya.wav
Homer: "Oh, yeah, they're always trying to screw ya."

homer_script.wav
Homer: "Well, there were script problems from day one."
Bart: "Didn't seem like anybody even read the script."
Homer: "That was the problem."

homer_security.wav
Homer: "Well, I'll have to pull a few strings with the boys in Security."

homer_see_the_light.wav
Homer: "I see the light!"

homer_see_ya_later.wav
Homer: "Hey, that's super. See ya later!"

homer_set_record_straight.wav
Homer: "I want to set the record straight."

homer_shut_up_boy.wav
Homer: "Shut up, boy."

homer_shut_you_up.wav
Homer: "Shut up, or I'll shut you up!"

homer_sick.wav
Homer: "You're all sick!"

homer_singing.wav
Homer: "Singing is the lowest form of communication."

homer_sit_on_ass.wav
Homer: "What am I supposed to do? Just sit on my ass and watch TV?"

homer_sleeps_with_everybody.wav
Homer: "That girl sleeps with everybody."

homer_small_potatoes.wav
Homer: "Come on. We all know this is small potatoes."

homer_smartest_businessman.wav
Homer: "I'm the smartest businessman in the world!"

homer_society_of_laws.wav
Homer: "We live in a society of laws!"

homer_sorry_to_hear.wav
Homer: "I'm sorry to hear that!"

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