Homer: "I ought to punch you in the nose!"
Homer: "I've thought about what you said, Honey, and I've
decided to quit."
Homer: "Are you ready to rock? ... 'Cause here we go!"
Homer: "Oh, now what? If you're still mad at me I'm gonna be really mad."
Homer: "Hey, I don't remember sayin' that!"
Homer: "Ohh! I'm just going to rest for a minute ... <snore>"
Homer: "Well, we'll have to dip into the retirement fund again."
Homer: "Aww, what a rotten day!"
Homer: "Run for your lives, everyone! This is not a drill!"
Homer: "Hey, if you don't like it, go to Russia."
Homer: "It's sacrilegious, I tell ya!"
Homer: "This closes the saddest chapter in American history."
Homer: "How can you tell who's sane and who's insane?"
Homer: "In case you can't tell, I'm being sarcastic."
Homer: "Wait a minute! This could be some kind of scam ... or possibly scam-ola!"
Homer: "I have a scandalous story of my own."
Homer: "Oh, yeah, they're always trying to screw ya."
Homer: "Well, there were script problems from day one."
Bart: "Didn't seem like anybody even read the script."
Homer: "That was the problem."
Homer: "Well, I'll have to pull a few strings with the boys in Security."
Homer: "I see the light!"
Homer: "Hey, that's super. See ya later!"
Homer: "I want to set the record straight."
Homer: "Shut up, boy."
Homer: "Shut up, or I'll shut you up!"
Homer: "You're all sick!"
Homer: "Singing is the lowest form of communication."
Homer: "What am I supposed to do? Just sit on my ass and watch TV?"
Homer: "That girl sleeps with everybody."
Homer: "Come on. We all know this is small potatoes."
Homer: "I'm the smartest businessman in the world!"
Homer: "We live in a society of laws!"
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