Homer: "This is kind of stupid."
Homer: "It's because they're stupid, that's why. That's
why everybody does everything."
Homer: "Stupid president. Why couldn't he just stay in
his own state?"
Homer: "<sob> All right! Just go ahead and sue me! Everybody else does! The
average settlement is $68,000."
Homer: "Hey, everybody! I got a big surprise for you! Presenting ... my
Homer: "Oh, man, that's sweet!"
Homer: "Sweet merciful crap!"
Homer: "I don't wanna talk about it. <sob>"
Homer: "Oh, it feels so good to talk to another human being!"
Homer: "Huh? What are you talking about?"
Homer: "What?! This is an outrage! It's the biggest tax increase in history!"
Homer: "With 10,000 dollars we'd be millionaires!"
Homer: "Well, let's put 'im to the test."
Homer: "Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you, you wonderful man!"
Homer: "Okay, that didn't work. But I know something that will."
Homer: "Ooo, that's bad."
Homer: "That's good."
Homer: "You're my ticket out of this hell hole!"
Homer: "Fifty bucks for a toy? No kid is worth that."
Homer: "You tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is: Never
Homer: "I'll deal with those murderous trolls."
Homer: "Trying is the first step toward failure."
Homer: "If you're trying to impress me, you've failed."
Homer: "This could be useful."
Marge: "You really should have voted, Homer."
Homer: "<pshaw> It wouldn't have made a difference."
Homer: "Hey, wait a minute!"
Homer: "I've been waiting all my life to hear that."
Homer: "Liability waiver?"
Nurse: "Don't read it, just sign it. It simply says you won't hold us
responsible if you die as a result of gross negligence. It's a standard form."
Homer: "What really burns me up is they didn't give us one word of warning."
Homer: "Hey, that wasn't supposed to happen! Those finks double-crossed me!"
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