Homer: "Feeling stupid? I know I am!"
Homer: "Fine... I'll drop everything I'm doing just for
Homer: "Let me be the first to say... Aaaaahhh!!"
Homer: <singing to the tune of the Batman TV series theme> "Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na,
Homer: "500 dollars?! Aw, forget it!"
Homer: "Oh, it's so hard to get to 500 words!"
Homer: "Forget it!"
Homer: "Oh, ho, ho, that's beautiful! We could make a fortune!"
Homer: "Oh, I get it!"
Homer: "I've got a better idea ... Get the hell out!"
Homer: "Getting old is a terrible thing."
Homer: "Oh, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme!"
Homer: "Go to hell!!"
Homer: "I know what's goin' on here."
Homer: "Boy! A good man really is hard to find."
Homer: "C'mon, ya gotta believe me."
Homer: "And now ... the grand finale."
Homer: "I'm sorry I lied to you, Marge, but this gun had a hold on me. I felt
this incredible surge of power, like God must feel when he's holding a gun."
Homer: "If you don't like your job, you don't strike. You just go in every
day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way."
Homer: "Happy anniversary, baby!"
Homer: "Hasta la vista, baby!"
Homer: "So you all hate me?"
Homer: "I hate this place! Why am I here?!"
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Homer: "Well, don't worry -- I can help ya."
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