Homer: "Has the whole world gone insane?!"
Homer: "Ooo, they have the Internet on computers now."
Homer: "Oh, yeah, everybody's making money off the
Internet except us."
Homer: "Ever heard of a little thing called the Internet?"
Homer: "Welcome to the Internet, my friend. How can I help you?"
Homer: "The girls of the Internet ... Ooo, I'd go on-line with them any day!"
Homer: "I am invincible! Invincible! Yeah ... Owww!!"
Homer: "I can be a jerk, and no one can stop me! Hee hee!"
Homer: "Everyone laugh at the funny joke! Ha ha!"
Homer: "Let's not jump to conclusions, everyone."
Homer: "Why are you torturing me? I'm just a man!"
Homer: "This is a highly sophisticated doo-whacky. If you don't use it
Homer: "Okay, people, let's keep this short. We all want to get home to our
Homer: "Kiss my hairy, yellow butt."
Homer: "Well, well, well, if it isn't Professor Know-It-All."
Homer: "In this house we obey the laws of thermodynamics!"
Homer: "The Leader knows all and sees all!"
Homer: "I love the Leader!"
Homer: "There's a lesson here for all of us."
Homer: "You liar. Why would you make up a lie like that?"
Homer: "That's a damned lie, and you know it"
Homer: "What would you like to do now more than anything in the world?"
Homer: "Uh, well, he seemed like a loner... Kept to himself, mostly."
Homer: "<sobbing> Oh, I've lost everything! I can't go on!"
Homer: "To be loved you have to be nice to people ... every day. But to be
hated, you don't have to do squat."
Mr. Burns: "I want to be loved."
Homer: "I see ... Well, I'll need some beer."
Homer: "All I wanna know is ... will you make me the luckiest guy in the
Homer: "Ha ha ha, hee hee, ho, ha ... Oh, you must be mad."
Homer: "Mail call ... Gather 'round, everyone!"
Homer: "The mail! The mail is here! Oooo."
Homer: "You're living in a world of make-believe, with flowers and bells and
leprechauns and magic frogs with funny little hats."
Homer: "Yep. Man 1, machine 0. How do you like that score?"
Homer: "She's stuck now. We're married till death do us part."
Homer: "I can see this means a lot to you."
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