Homer: "You maniacs! You blew it up! Damn you! Damn you
all to hell!"
Homer: "C'mon, I dare ya."
Homer: "Darn tootin'."
Homer: "Do I have to draw you a diagram?"
Homer: "Yeah! You do your own dirty work!"
Homer: "D'oh! ... uhm, okay."
Thirty-two separate utterances of "D'oh!" spliced together.
Homer: "D'oh!" (with reverb effect)
Homer: "Wait a second ... I don't like the sound of that!"
Homer: "I don't think so."
Homer: "Those young people are about to get a dose of reality."
Homer: "Those finks double-crossed me!"
Homer: "I'd sell my soul for a doughnut."
Homer: "The whole reason we have elected officials is so we don't have to
think all the time."
Homer: "Is this a happy ending or a sad ending?"
Marge: "It's an ending. That's enough."
Homer: "English? Who needs that? I'm never going to England."
Homer: "I'm enjoying my life too much to care! And you should be too!"
Homer: "Oh man! This is the most exciting thing I've seen since Halley's
comet collided with the moon."
Lisa: "That never happened, Dad."
Homer: "Sure it didn't."
Homer: "And that's my cue to exit."
Homer: "If we're ever gonna earn paper money, we have to expand our
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Homer: "Yesterday was a real eye opener."
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