Homer: "Blah, blah, blah, blah. Yours truly, some bozo."
Homer: "I'll figure it out. I'm gonna use all the power of my brain."
Homer: "I have a feeling this business is going to consume our whole lives."
Homer: "I'm not gonna stand for this! I'm gonna call the newspapers, the TV
stations, the gas stations ... everybody!"
Homer: "Oh, I can't afford that!"
Homer: "This can't be happening!"
Homer: "Now, I can't remember every little thing that happens in my day."
Homer: "Oh, I can't take it anymore!"
Homer: "Don't make me choose!"
Homer: "Well, it's time to get some closure... extreme closure."
Homer: "Are you coming on to me?"
Marge: "No! Good night. Sheesh."
Homer: "That does it! I'm getting a computer!"
Homer: " 'To start, press any key' ... Where's the 'Any' key?"
Homer: "<Whew> All this computer hacking is making me thirsty."
Homer: "No time for that now... The computer's starting."
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Homer: "Trusting every aspect of our lives to a giant computer was the
smartest thing we ever did!"
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