Homer: "Anybody care what this guy thinks?"
Homer: "Aww, crap."
Homer: "Oh, why won't anyone give me an award?"
Homer: "Beer ... beer!"
Homer: "Well, I'll need some beer."
Marge: "Who's up for some beers?"
Homer: "I am!"
Stephen Hawking: "That's the smartest thing I've heard all day."
Moe: "Here, here, have a free beer."
Homer: "Really? ... Wow, a free beer."
Homer: "But I need that beer now!"
Homer: "Aw, man, I need a beer!"
Homer: "Mmmmm ... beer."
Movementarian woman: "Would you rather have beer, or complete and utter
Homer: <pause> "What kinda beer?"
Homer: "Me ... love ... beer."
Homer: "Oh, wait a minute! Actually, a woman is more like a beer. They smell
good, they look good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one!
<gulp, gulp, gulp, gulp> But you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another
Homer: "I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer."
Homer: "I'm gonna drink a lot of beer and stay out all night!"
Homer: "No! ... No! ... Beer bring pain!"
Homer: "The other day I was so desperate for a beer I snuck into the football
stadium and ate the dirt under the bleachers."
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