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The Simpsons Sound Bites

Celebrities (Page 1 of 2)

Allen_to_good.wav
Woody Allen as himself: "I knew it was too good to be true!"

Asner_not_bad.wav
Ed Asner as the newspaper editor: "Not bad at all!"

Asner_shape_up.wav
Ed Asner: "Listen, you gotta shape up."

Ball_scheme.wav
Ghost of Lucille Ball: "We need a scheme to teach those slobs a lesson."

Betrayal.wav
Mr. Burns: "Now, it would involve betrayal and unspeakable evil."

Bush_trouble.wav
George Bush (the elder): "All right, mister. You want trouble? You're gonna get trouble."
Homer: "Oh, I want trouble, all right."
Bush: "Then you're gonna get trouble."
Homer: "No, you're gonna get trouble."
Bush: "Well, that's good, that's good, 'cause I want trouble."
Homer: "Then we're agreed there'll be trouble."
Bush: "Oh yeah, lots of trouble."
Homer: "Trouble it is!"
Bush: "For you."
Homer: "D'oh!"

Cheadle_Hallelujah.wav
Don Cheadle as Brother Faith: "Hallelujah!"

Cheadle_power.wav
Don Cheadle: "I have the power!"

Cheadle_trapped.wav
Don Cheadle: "Brother, I sense you are feeling trapped and desperate."

Clinton_complaining.wav
Bill Clinton: "If things don't go your way, just keep complaining until your dreams come true."

Clinton_pigs.wav
Bill Clinton (to Marge): "I know you don't think you're good enough for me, but believe me, you are. Hell, I've done it with pigs ... real no-foolin' pigs."

Clinton_pretty_lousy.wav
Bill Clinton: "I'm a pretty lousy president."

Devito_roots.wav
Danny Devito as Herbert Powell: "The problem with you guys is you've forgotten your roots!"

Garofalo_period.wav
Jeanine Garofalo as herself: "I got my period today."

Gibson_hi.wav
Mel Gibson as himself: "Hi, everybody!"

Gibson_internet.wav
Mel Gibson: "I blame the Internet."

Gibson_too_old.wav
Mel Gibson: "I'm gettin' too old for this crap."

Gibson_yoink.wav
Mel Gibson: "Yoink!"

Grammer_erased_my_past.wav
Kelsey Grammer as Sideshow Bob: "You've erased my past!"

Grammer_sordid_affair.wav
Kelsey Grammer as Sideshow Bob: "This whole sordid affair has been a shock to all of us, but we've got to get on with our lives."

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