Phil Hartman as the monorail marketeer: "Young lady, that's the most
intelligent question I've ever been asked."
Phil Hartman as Lionel Hutz: "It's a thorny legal issue, all right."
Phil Hartman as the monorail marketeer: "Is anyone here an investigative
reporter? ... Well, I'd like you to please leave."
Phil Harman as the monorail marketeer: "I tell ya what I'll do ... I'll show
you my idea."
Marge: "Who's up for some beers?"
Homer: "I am!"
Stephen Hawking as himself: "That's the smartest thing I've heard all day."
Stephen Hawking: "If you are looking for trouble, you found it."
Ron Howard as himself: "Oh, that's it -- You're goin' down!"
Helen Hunt as Renee: "You made a mistake, but at least you're trying to set
Helen Hunt as Renee: "I don't know what to say. I'm shocked."
Mick Jagger as himself: "Let's rock and roll!"
Mick Jagger: "Rule number one... There are no rules!"
Mick Jagger: "Okay, strut, strut, strut, strut, strut."
Mick Jagger: "Welcome to rock-and-roll fantasy camp, where you'll experience
the complete rock and roll lifestyle, without the lawsuits and STD's."
Rick James: "Aw, man, what'd I do now?"
Stan Lee as himself: "Nuff said!"
Stan Lee: "My spidey sense is tingling!"
Joe Mantegna as Fat Tony: "Ya know, you could be a little
Joe Mantegna: "Very well. Let's do this thing."
Steve Martin as Ray Patterson: "You are going to crash
and burn, my fat-headed friend."
Steve Martin as Ray Patterson: "The American people have
never tolerated incompetence in their public officials."
Steve Martin as Ray Patterson: "Nobody wants to hear the
nonsensical ravings of a loud-mouthed malcontent!"
Steve Martin as Ray Patterson: "What the hell are you
Joe Namath as himself: "I'm Joe Namath. Good night."
Paul Newman as himself: "I'll tell ya what I told
Redford... it ain't gonna happen."
Leonard Nimoy as himself: "I'm Leonard Nimoy. Good night."
Leonard Nimoy: "The answer... is no."
Leonard Nimoy: "I'd say this vessel could do at least
Penn as himself: "You idiot! You'll ruin everything!"
Penn: "I'm gonna kill you!"
Michael Stipe as himself: "Mmmm ... Curds."
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