Bart: "In these crazy, topsy-turvy times, who's to say what's right or wrong?"
Homer: "Well, there were script problems from day one."
Bart: "Didn't seem like anybody even read the script."
Homer: "That was the problem."
Bart: "Aww, I hate shopping."
Bart: "Don't you know smoking stunts your growth?"
Bart: "Snow? Maybe they'll cancel school!"
Bart: "Are you talking about a soul patch?"
Bart: "I think it sucks."
Bart: "I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and
Bart: "Ah, the system works."
Bart: "Thank you. You've been very helpful."
Bart: "That's right."
Bart: "Man, this is livin'!"
Bart: "Ugh! I am through with working! Working is for chumps!"
Bart: "Why would anybody want to touch a girl's butt?"
Bart: "I just had a vision of my own horrible, fiery death."
Bart: "Hey, I know it wasn't great, but what right do you have to complain?"
Bart: "What did I do?"
Bart: "What else ya got?"
Bart: "What happened?"
Bart: "Don't you ever get tired of being wrong?"
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