Comic book guy: "Beer is the nectar of the nitwit."
Homer: "Mmmmm... beer."
Barney: "I can't take this much longer! I gotta have a beer!"
Reverend Lovejoy: "Our commandments clearly state that beer is all right."
Movementarian woman: "Would you rather have beer, or complete and utter
Homer: <pause> "What kinda beer?"
Homer: "Me ... love ... beer."
Guy: "Say, you wanna grab a beer while we're waiting?"
Homer: "Oh, wait a minute! Actually, a woman is more like a beer. They smell
good, they look good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one!
<gulp, gulp, gulp, gulp> But you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another
Homer: "I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer."
Homer: "I'm gonna drink a lot of beer and stay out all night!"
Homer: "No! ... No! ... Beer bring pain!"
Homer: "The other day I was so desperate for a beer I snuck into the football
stadium and ate the dirt under the bleachers."
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