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The Simpsons Sound Bites

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Hell.wav
Bart: "I'm gonna make your life a living hell."

Hocus_pocus.wav
Bart: "Hocus pocus, mucous puke-us."

How_old.wav
Bart: "How old is this thing?"

Interesting.wav
Bart: "I guess that'll make things more interesting for you, now won't it?"

Internet6.wav
Bart: "Am I on the Internet?"

Jealous.wav
Bart: "Sounds like somebody's jealous."

Know_you_are.wav
Bart: "I know you are, but what am I?"

Laughing_stock1.wav
Bart: "Aw, we'll be the laughing stock of the whole town!"

Laughs.wav
Bart Laughing.

Leader_here_comes.wav
Lisa and Bart: "Yay! Here comes the Leader!"

Leader_love4.wav
Bart and Lisa: "We love the Leader."

Learned_a_lot.wav
Bart: "I just wanted to let you know that even though this was a difficult experience, I really learned a lot."

Lied.wav
Bart: "I only lied because it was the easiest way to get what I wanted."

Listen_to_me.wav
Bart: "Why won't anybody listen to me?"

Liven_things_up.wav
Bart: "I'm just trying to liven things up around here."

Livin_it.wav
Bart: "I'm livin' it, but I ain't lovin' it."

Made_your_sale.wav
Bart: "Hey, hey. You made your sale."

Milk_none.wav
Bart: "Awwoh, we're out of milk."

Miss_that.wav
Bart: "Ohh, I can't believe I'm gonna miss that!"

Money.wav
Bart: "Man, if I was makin' that kind of money I'd be outta here so fast."

Movie.wav
Bart: "Spread the word -- we're seeing this movie... tonight."

Multi_script.wav
Homer: "Well, there were script problems from day one."
Bart: "Didn't seem like anybody even read the script."
Homer: "That was the problem."

Mumbo_jumbo2.wav
Bart: "Now who's talking mumbo jumbo?"

Must_you.wav
Bart: "Must you embarrass me?"

No_fair2.wav
Bart: "No fair!"

No_way.wav
Bart: "No way."

No1.wav
Bart: "Noooooooooo!!!!!"

No9.wav
Homer: "Nope."
Lisa: "Nope."
Bart: "Nope."
Marge: "Nope."

Now_i_know.wav
Bart: "Until this moment I never knew why God put me on this Earth, but now I know!"

One_other_possibility.wav
Bart: "There's one other possibility."

Ooo.wav
Bart: "Heh, heh, heh ... yeee, yee, yee ... wooo, ooooo!"
Lisa: "Ooooo!"

Outrage1.wav
Bart: "This is an outrage! This is the greatest injustice in the history of the world!"

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