Bart: "He blows, all right. He blows big time."
Bart: "Oh, boo hoo. That's what they get paid for."
Bart: "Come on, people, we've gotta buckle down here."
Bart: "Buttman! Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na, Buttman!"
Bart: "We're like two kids in a candy store!"
Bart: "Well, we're gonna make some changes around here."
Bart: "You're one of those 'Don't-call-me-a-chick' chicks, huh?"
Bart: "Cowabunga, dude."
Bart: "You're damned if you do, and you're damned if you don't."
Bart: "Those do-gooders are all a bunch of pitiful losers!"
Bart: "I can do that, but I don't wanna."
Bart: "He's drunk!"
Bart: "Eat my shorts."
Bart: "Aw, everyone's off but us!"
Bart: "Aw man, why does everything bad have to happen to me?"
Bart: "Don't ask me why. It's just a feeling I have."
Bart: "Oh, that is it. It's time to fight back!"
Bart: "Oh, cool! You could be in a freak show!"
Bart: "Well, I'm my own toughest critic, but... I think it's genius."
Bart: "Today I am a god!"
Bart and Lisa groaning.
Bart: "If I'm guilty of anything, maybe it's caring too much."
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Bart: "No, no, wait -- hear my plan."
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