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The Simpsons Sound Bites

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Aahh.wav
Lisa and Bart: "Aaaaahhh!!"

Alone_forever.wav
Bart: "Now I'll be alone forever!... Why did I break up with her?"

Attention_everyone.wav
Bart: "Attention, everyone."

Ay_caramba.wav
Bart: "Ay, caramba!"

Bartman.wav
Bart: "Everybody, if you can, do the Bartman. Shake your body, turn it out if you can, can. Do the Bartman, yeah!"

Big_deal.wav
Bart: "Big deal."

Big_easy.wav
Bart: "When the Big Easy calls, you gotta accept the charges."

Bill_of_rights.wav
Bart: "So what's so great about the Bill of Rights?"
Lisa: "It guarantees all of the basic freedoms: speech, religion, the right to a speedy trial."

Blither.wav
Bart blithering.

Blows_big_time.wav
Bart: "He blows, all right. He blows big time."

Boo_hoo.wav
Bart: "Oh, boo hoo. That's what they get paid for."

Buckle_down.wav
Bart: "Come on, people, we've gotta buckle down here."

Buttman.wav
Bart: "Buttman! Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na, Buttman!"

Candy_store.wav
Bart: "We're like two kids in a candy store!"

Changes.wav
Bart: "Well, we're gonna make some changes around here."

Chick.wav
Bart: "You're one of those 'Don't-call-me-a-chick' chicks, huh?"

Cowabunga.wav
Bart: "Cowabunga, dude."

Damned.wav
Bart: "You're damned if you do, and you're damned if you don't."

Do-gooders.wav
Bart: "Those do-gooders are all a bunch of pitiful losers!"

Dont_wanna.wav
Bart: "I can do that, but I don't wanna."

Drunk.wav
Bart: "He's drunk!"

Eat_my_shorts.wav
Bart: "Eat my shorts."

Everyones_off.wav
Bart: "Aw, everyone's off but us!"

Everything_bad.wav
Bart: "Aw man, why does everything bad have to happen to me?"

Feeling.wav
Bart: "Don't ask me why. It's just a feeling I have."

Fight.wav
Bart: "Oh, that is it. It's time to fight back!"

Freak_show.wav
Bart: "Oh, cool! You could be in a freak show!"

Genius.wav
Bart: "Well, I'm my own toughest critic, but... I think it's genius."

God.wav
Bart: "Today I am a god!"

Groan1.wav
Bart and Lisa groaning.

Guilty_of_caring.wav
Bart: "If I'm guilty of anything, maybe it's caring too much."

Hear_my_plan.wav
Bart: "No, no, wait -- hear my plan."

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