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Seinfeld Sound Bites (Page 5 of 7)

Seinfeld: "Ya didn't have make-up sex? How could you not have make-up sex?... That's the best feature of the heavy relationship."
Jason Alexander: "Heh! I missed out on the make-up sex!"

Seinfeld: "Ya know, that Jayne Mansfield had some big breasts."

Michael Richards: "I mean, what are you thinking about, Jerry? Marriage? Family?"
Seinfeld: "Well ..."
Richards: "They're prisons! Man-made prisons! You're doin' time! You get up in the morning -- she's there. You go to sleep at night -- she's there. It's like you gotta ask permission to, to use the bathroom... Is it all right if I use the bathroom now?"
Seinfeld: "Really?"
Richards: "Yeah, and you can forget about watching TV while you're eating... because it's dinner time. Ya know what ya do at dinner?"
Seinfeld: "What."
Richards: "You talk about your day... How was your day today? Did you have a good day today or a bad day today? Well, what kind of day was it? Well, I don't know. How 'bout you? How was your day?"
Seinfeld: "I'm glad we had this talk."
Richards: "Oh, you have no idea!"

Michael Richards: "So, you're still master of your domain."
Seinfeld: "Yes. Yes, I am."

Seinfeld: "The question is... are you still master of your domain?"
Julia Louis-Dreyfus: "I'm queen of the castle."

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Jason Alexander: "Well, I, uh, I'm not sure how you pronounce it or anything, but I, uh, believe it's menage a trois?"

Seinfeld: "He's a male bimbo... He's a mimbo."

Michael Richards: "Ahhhh... the mother lode."

Michael Richards: "There's a naked woman across the street."

Jason Alexander: "Did you see the way she was looking at me?"
Seinfeld: "She's a Nazi, George, a Nazi!"
Alexander: "I know, I know."

Wayne Knight: "Hello, Jerry."
Seinfeld: "Hello, Newman."

Seinfeld: "Hello, Newman."
Wayne Knight: "Hello, Jerry."

Seinfeld: "Oh, I know the chunky that left these Chunkies... Newman!"

Fade-in theme music.
Sfx: Door knock.
Seinfeld: "Newman! Open the door, Newman, I know you're in there!"
Wayne Knight: "Hello, Jerry. What a pleasant surprise."
Seinfeld: "There's nothing pleasant about it. Now let's just cut the crap!"

Wayne Knight: "Hello, Jerry."
Seinfeld: "Hello, Newman."

Wayne Knight: "Goodnight ... Jerry."
Seinfeld: "Goodnight ... Newman."

Jason Alexander: "No, no, no, no, no."

Larry Thomas as the Soup Nazi: "No soup for you!"

Jerry Seinfeld: "What are we doing? ... What in God's name are we doing?"
Jason Alexander as George: "What."
Seinfeld: "What kind of lives are these? We're like children. We're not men."
Alexander: "No, we're not. We're not men."
Seinfeld: "We're pathetic, ya know that?"
Alexander: "Yeah, like I don't know that I'm pathetic."

Jason Alexander: "Oh, mother of God."


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