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Seinfeld Sound Bites (Page 6 of 7)

Oh_yeah.wav
Michael Richards as Kramer: "Oh, yeah!!"

Out_of_your_mind.wav
Jerry Stiller: "What are you -- out of your mind??"
Estelle Harris: "Why can't you do anything like a normal person??"

Out_there.wav
Michael Richards: "I'm out there, Jerry, and I'm lovin' every minute of it!"

Oy_vey.wav
Julia Louis-Dreyfus: "Oy vey."

Pam2.wav
Seinfeld: "So, what's on your mind?"

Pam4.wav
Sfx: Buzzer.
Seinfeld: "Yeah?"
Pam (on intercom): "It's Pam."
Seinfeld: "C'mon up."

Pam5.wav
Seinfeld: "I can't believe I'm losing Pam!"

Payback.wav
Michael Richards: "It's payback time!"

People.wav
Julia Louis-Dreyfus as Elaine: "I will never understand people."
Seinfeld: "They're the worst."

Percentage.wav
Seinfeld: "Elaine, what percentage of people would you say are good-looking?"
Julia Louis-Dreyfus: "Twenty-five percent?"
Seinfeld: "Twenty-five percent?"
Louis-Dreyfus: "Um-hmm."
Seinfeld: "No way! It's like four-to-six percent. It's a 20-to-1 shot."
Louis-Dreyfus: "You're way off."
Seinfeld: "Way off?"
Louis-Dreyfus: "Yeah."
Seinfeld: "Have you been to the motor vehicle bureau? It's a leper colony down there."
Louis-Dreyfus: "So, basically, what you're saying is 95 percent of the population is un-date-able?"
Seinfeld: "Un-date-able!"
Louis-Dreyfus: "Then how are all these people getting together?"
Seinfeld: "Alcohol."

Piece_o_me.wav
Jerry Stiller as Frank Costanza: "You want a piece o' me??"

Pigman.wav
Michael Richards: "Hey, I just saw a pig-man ... a pig-man!"

Postal.wav
Wayne Knight: "I'm a United States postal worker."
Jason Alexander: "Aren't those the guys that always go crazy and come back with a gun and shoot everybody?"
Knight: "Sometimes."
Seinfeld: "Why is that?"
Knight: "Because the mail never stops. Every day it piles up more and more and more, and you've gotta get it out, but the more you get it out, the more it keeps coming in! And then the bar code reader breaks, and it's Publisher's Clearinghouse day!"
Seinfeld: "All right, all right!"

Power.wav
Michael Richards: "Jerry, I'm tellin' ya I have this power... and I have no control over it."

Pretzels.wav
Michael Richards: "These pretzels are makin' me thirsty."

Problems.wav
Seinfeld: "It seems like every week a whole new set of problems would just crop up out of nowhere."

Proud.wav
Michael Richards: "So, you're all in here together!... Well, how convenient!... I hope you're all very proud of yourselves!"

Real.wav
Teri Hatcher: "And, by the way... they're real, and they're spectacular."

Save_friendship.wav
Seinfeld: "Are you serious?"
Julia Louis-Dreyfus: "Look, Jerry, we have to have sex to save the friendship."

Seinfeld.wav
The funky bass riff we hear at the commercial break during Seinfeld.

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