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Seinfeld Sound Bites (Page 4 of 7)

Insanity.wav
Seinfeld: "Well, let's start the insanity."

Internet.wav
Seinfeld: "Oh, I gotta get on that Internet. I'm late on everything!"

Into_it_not.wav
Jason Alexander: "Did you ask her?"
Seinfeld: "I tried putting her hand there, but she just pulls it away immediately. She's not into it."

Jambalaya.wav
Wayne Knight: "One large jambalaya, please."

Jumbalaya2.wav
Wayne Knight: "Jambalaya!"

Joke_maker.wav
Seinfeld: "I'm a joke maker."

Kervorka1.wav
Michael Richards: "I have this... power."
Latvian Orthodox priest: "Yes... Kervorka."
Richards: "Kervorka?"
Priest: "It is a Latvian word. It means 'the lure of the animal.' Women are drawn to you. She would give anything to be possessed by you."

Kervorka3.wav
Seinfeld: "The Kervorka? What is that?"
Michael Richards: "The lure of the animal."

Kind_of_person.wav
Jason Alexander: "What kind of a person are you?"
Seinfeld: "I think I'm pretty much like you... only successful."

Kissing.wav
Seinfeld: "There's no more kissing, and I don't care what the consequences are."

Lie.wav
Jason Alexander: "Jerry, just remember... It's not a lie if you believe it."

Like_him.wav
Jodi: "I really don't like him."
Seinfeld: "Yeah, me either."

Like_me.wav
Jason Alexander: "So, she doesn't like me."
Seinfeld: "No."
Alexander: "She said that?"
Seinfeld: "Yes."
Alexander: "She told you she doesn't like me?"
Seinfeld: "Yes."
Alexander: "What were her exact words?"
Seinfeld: <interrupting> " 'I don't like him.' "

Like_you.wav
Karen: "Well, what difference does it make? Who cares if she doesn't like you? Does everybody in the world have to like you?"
Jason Alexander: "Yes! Yes! Everybody has to like me! I must be liked!"
Karen: "Well, now I hate you!"

Little_man.wav
Michael Richards: "Now, what does the little man inside you say?... See, you gotta listen to the little man."
Jason Alexander: "My little man doesn't know."
Richards: "The little man knows all!"
Alexander: "My little man's an idiot!"

Long_time.wav
Seinfeld: "Seems like a long time, doesn't it?"

Love.wav
Wayne Knight: "Love is a spice with many tastes... a dizzying array of textures... and moments."

Love_forbidden.wav
Wayne Knight: "Ah, yes... forbidden love."

Made_friends.wav
Seinfeld: "We've made a lot of friends, shared a lot of laughs... often at the expense of others."

Magnificent.wav
Seinfeld: "Seinfeld, you magnificent bastard!"

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