Jason Alexander: "I might... tell her that I love her."
Seinfeld: "Well... that's a big move, Georgie-boy. Are you confident in the
'I love you' return?"
Seinfeld: "Cuz if you don't get that return... that's a pretty big matzo ball
hanging out there."
Jason Alexander: "Face to face with the blowhole!"
Jason Alexander: "Do I have to break-up with her in person? Can't I do it
over the phone? I have no stomach for these things."
Seinfeld: "You should just do it like a Band-Aid. One motion -- right off!"
Art collector, commenting on The Kramer: "He is a loathsome, offensive
brute... yet I can't look away."
Seinfeld: "Because if I can't get one, you're not getting one!"
Michael Richards: "You can't keep this up! Don't you know what's gonna
Seinfeld: "Carpel tunnel syndrome."
John O'Hurley as Peterman: "I am smack dab in the middle of a good
old-fashioned cat fight!"
Phil Morris as Kramer's lawyer, Jackie Chiles: "Like takin' candy from a
Phil Morris: "That's deplorable, unfathomable, improbable."
Phil Morris: "Sallow, unattractive, disgusting."
Phil Morris: "Oh Henry... That's one of our top-selling candy bars... It's
got chocolate, peanuts, nougat... It's delicious, scrumptious, outstanding!"
Phil Morris: "It's an infringement on your constitutional rights... It's
outrageous, egregious, preposterous!"
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