Seinfeld TV Show Sound Bites



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Seinfeld Sound Bites (Page 2 of 7)

Chilies_outrageous3.wav
Phil Morris: "It's totally inappropriate. It's lewd, lascivious, salacious, outrageous."

Chilies_real.wav
Phil Morris: "Oh, and by the way... They're real, and they're spectacular."

Chilies_shocked.wav
Phil Morris: "I am shocked and chagrined... Mortified and stupefied!"

Circumcision.wav
Michael Richards: "You mean circumcision... I would advise against that."

Cleavage.wav
Seinfeld: "Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun -- ya don't stare at it!"

Computer_cheer.wav
Jason Alexander: "Well, I got just the thing to cheer you up... a computer!"

Contribute_nothing.wav
Michael Richards: "Look at you... Why don't you do something with your life??... Sit around here all day. You contribute nothing to society!"



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Control_the_mail.wav
Wayne Knight as Newman: "All right ... all right. All right, you go ahead. You go ahead! You keep it secret! But you remember this: When you control the mail, you control... information."

Cosmo.wav
Michael Richards: "All this time I'm trying not to be me. I'm afraid to face who I was. But I'm Cosmo, Jerry. I'm Cosmo Kramer, and that's who I'm going to be. From now on, I'm Cosmo!"

Crazy.wav
Seinfeld: "Aw, you're crazy."

Crazy2.wav
Michael Richards: "You're crazy!"

Curt.wav
Wayne Knight: "If I'm curt, then I apologize."

Dangerous.wav
Michael Richards: "I'm dangerous, Jerry. I'm very, very dangerous!"

Del_boca_vista.wav
Several out-takes of Jerry Stiller as Frank Costanza trying to say "Del Boca Vista."

Denial.wav
Julia Louis-Dreyfus: "Mr. Peterman, I don't know what's going on here. I am not addicted to anything."
John O'Hurley as Peterman: "Oh, Elaine. The toll road of denial is a long and dangerous one. The price... your soul."

Dingo.wav
Julia Louis-Dreyfus: "Maybe the dingo ate your baby."
Woman: "What?"
Louis-Dreyfus: "The dingo ate your baby."

Doctor.wav
Julia Louis-Dreyfus: "Do you think I should call him and apologize?"
Seinfeld: "Yes. He's a doctor."

Double-dip.wav
Guy: "What are you doing?"
Jason Alexander: "What?"
Guy: "Did... did you just double-dip that chip?"
Alexander: "Excuse me?"
Guy: "You double-dipped the chip!"
Alexander: "Double-dipped? What are you talking about?"
Guy: "You dipped the chip... you took a bite... and you dipped again."
Alexander: "So?"
Guy: "That's like putting your whole mouth right in the dip!"

Dream_hamburger.wav
Seinfeld: "I had a dream last night that a hamburger was eating me."

Eeehhh.wav
Barney Martin as Morty Seinfeld: "Eeehhh!"
Sandy Baron as Jack Klompus: "Eeehhh!"

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