Wayne Knight as Newman: "All right ... all right. All
right, you go ahead. You go ahead! You keep it secret! But you remember this:
When you control the mail, you control... information."
Michael Richards: "All this time I'm trying not to be me. I'm afraid to face
who I was. But I'm Cosmo, Jerry. I'm Cosmo Kramer, and that's who I'm going to
be. From now on, I'm Cosmo!"
Seinfeld: "Aw, you're crazy."
Michael Richards: "You're crazy!"
Wayne Knight: "If I'm curt, then I apologize."
Michael Richards: "I'm dangerous, Jerry. I'm very, very dangerous!"
Several out-takes of Jerry Stiller as Frank Costanza trying to say "Del Boca
Julia Louis-Dreyfus: "Mr. Peterman, I don't know what's going on here. I am
not addicted to anything."
John O'Hurley as Peterman: "Oh, Elaine. The toll road of denial is a long and
dangerous one. The price... your soul."
Julia Louis-Dreyfus: "Maybe the dingo ate your baby."
Louis-Dreyfus: "The dingo ate your baby."
Julia Louis-Dreyfus: "Do you think I should call him and apologize?"
Seinfeld: "Yes. He's a doctor."
Guy: "What are you doing?"
Jason Alexander: "What?"
Guy: "Did... did you just double-dip that chip?"
Alexander: "Excuse me?"
Guy: "You double-dipped the chip!"
Alexander: "Double-dipped? What are you talking about?"
Guy: "You dipped the chip... you took a bite... and you dipped again."
Guy: "That's like putting your whole mouth right in the dip!"
Seinfeld: "I had a dream last night that a hamburger was eating me."
Barney Martin as Morty Seinfeld: "Eeehhh!"
Sandy Baron as Jack Klompus: "Eeehhh!"
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