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Saturday Night Live
Sound Bites (Page 4 of 5)
Steve Martin: "Slap-a my hand, black soul man!"
Steve Martin: "I told them that we have many swinging
hobbies, like meeting girls and being next to their big
Steve Martin: "And here is a thing I will tell you, that
two most swinging foxes had the hots on for us, and are
coming here tonight to let us hold on to their big American
Steve Martin: "Because I am a wild and crazy guy!"
Dennis Miller: "Good evening, and what can I tell ya."
Dennis Miller: "Guess what, folks. That's the news, and I
am outta here."
Joe Montana as himself: "Oh, you won't disturb me. I'll
be in my room masturbating."