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Saturday Night Live TV Show Sound Bites



This site provides a huge number of downloadable wav files from over 90 Television (TV) Shows.

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Saturday Night Live Sound Bites (Page 5 of 5)

Nealon_looks_great.wav
Kevin Nealon: "Hey, penis looks great today!"

Novello_arrivederci.wav
Don Novello as Father Guido Sarducci: "Arrivederci, America."

Pump_you_up.wav
Carvey: "Once again, I am Hans."
Nealon: "Yah, and I am Franz, and we just want to"
Both: "pump..."
>Clap<
Both: "you up. All right."

Radner_all_this_fuss.wav
Gilda Radner: "What's all this fuss I keep hearing about the 1976 presidential erection?"

Radner_always.wav
Gilda Radner: "It all goes to show ya that it's always something."

Radner_forgot.wav
Gilda Radner: "Haa, that's so funny I forgot to laugh."

Radner_no_toenails.wav
Gilda Radner: "I keep asking myself, Roseanne Roseannadanna, if they can make a coffee you like without caffeine, why can't they make a hamburger you like with no toenails?"



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Sandler_unicorn_man.wav
Adam Sandler: "I'm Crazy Newspaper Unicorn Man, and I do believe I want some candy!"

Schneider_making_copies.wav
Rob Schneider: "Makin' copies!"

Shatner_get_a_life.wav
William Shatner: "Get a life ... will ya, people? I mean, for cryin' out loud, it's just a TV show."

Simon_my_friend.wav
Paul Simon: "Ladies and gentlemen, my friend George Harrison."
Audience cheers.

Spade_buhbye.wav
David Spade: "Buh-bye."

Wendt_da_bearss.wav
George Wendt: "A team dat is know as... da Bearss."
Others: "Da Bearss!"

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