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Saturday Night Live Sound Bites (Page 3 of 5)

Ferrell_maybe.wav
Will Ferrell: "Maybe I do, and maybe I do."

Franken_denial.wav
Al Franken: "Denial ain't just a river in Egypt."

Franken_good_enough.wav
Al Franken: "Because I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggonnit... People like me."

Giuliani_unified.wav
New York Mayor Rudy Giuliani: "Our hearts are broken, but they are beating, and they are beating stronger than ever. New Yorkers are unified. We will not yield to terrorism." (September 29, 2001, on the first broadcast of Saturday Night Live after the September 11 terrorism)

Hartman_chilly.wav
Phil Hartman: "Is it getting chilly in here, or are you wearing an anatomically correct bra?"

Hartman_got_chunks.wav
Phil Hartman as Sinatra: "You don't scare me. I got chunks of guys like you in my stool!"

Henry_slow_down.wav
Jane Curtain: "Honey, slow down!"
Buck Henry: "You know I can't slow down! Daddy's gotta go to the bathroom!!"
Gilda Radner: "Well, can't we stop at a gas station??"
Henry: "No, no, no, no, no! Daddy can only go at home! You know that!"

Hooks_desire_you.wav
Jan Hooks: "I desire you! I must have you tonight!"

Jackson_green_eggs1.wav
Jesse Jackson: "You do not like green eggs and ham? I do not like them, Sam I Am."

Jackson_green_eggs2.wav
Jesse Jackson: "I like green eggs and ham! I do! I like them, Sam I Am!"

Jordan_schneider.wav
Michael Jordan: "Hi, I'm Michael Jordan."
Rob Schneider: "Michael Jordan!"
Jordan: "And I'm hosting the season premiere of Saturday Night Live."
Schneider: "Host-a-tola!"
Jordan: "With musical guest, Public Enemy."
Schneider: "Fightin' the Power-a-roonie!"

Kaufman_thank_you.wav
Andy Kaufman: "Thank you very much."

Madonna_unit.wav
Madonna: "Wow, look at the unit on that guy!"

Martin_computers.wav
Steve Martin: "In America, all the most swinging people use computers to find others who will have sex with them."

Martin_cruise.wav
Steve Martin: "Two hot fashion models from the fox bar will be here soon to give themselves to the Festrunk brothers. We cruise for them in our tight slacks which give us great bulges."

Martin_die.wav
Steve Martin: "They should die like pigs in hell."

Martin_excuse_me.wav
Steve Martin: "Well, excuuuuuuuse me!"

Martin_hobbies.wav
Steve Martin: "I told them that we have many swinging hobbies, like meeting girls and being next to their big American breasts!"

Martin_scientific_method.wav
Steve Martin: "Perhaps this scientific method could be extended to other fields of learning! Perhaps I could lead the way to a new age, an age of rebirth, a renaissance!... Naaah!"

Martin_see_bulges.wav
Steve Martin: "Boy, it is certainly no difficulty now for any women to see our bulges."

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