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Saturday Night Live
Sound Bites (Page 3 of 5)
Will Ferrell: "Maybe I do, and maybe I do."
Al Franken: "Denial ain't just a river in Egypt."
Al Franken: "Because I'm good enough, I'm smart enough,
and doggonnit... People like me."
New York Mayor Rudy Giuliani: "Our hearts are broken, but
they are beating, and they are beating stronger than ever.
New Yorkers are unified. We will not yield to terrorism."
(September 29, 2001, on the first broadcast of Saturday
Night Live after the September 11 terrorism)
Phil Hartman: "Is it getting chilly in here, or are you
wearing an anatomically correct bra?"
Phil Hartman as Sinatra: "You don't scare me. I got
chunks of guys like you in my stool!"
Jane Curtain: "Honey, slow down!"
Buck Henry: "You know I can't slow down! Daddy's gotta go
to the bathroom!!"
Gilda Radner: "Well, can't we stop at a gas station??"
Henry: "No, no, no, no, no! Daddy can only go at home!
You know that!"