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Monty Python's Flying Circus Sound Bites (Page 2 of 2)

More_interesting.wav
Graham Chapman?: "I apologize for that. I believe you'll find this a bit more interesting."

Nudge_nudge2.wav
Eric Idle: "Eh? Know what I mean, know what I mean? Nudge, nudge, know what I mean? Say no more. Your wife... does she go? Eh? Know what I mean, know what I mean? Does she go? Eh?"
Terry Jones: "She sometimes goes."
Eric Idle: "I'll bet she does, I'll bet she does! Say no more, say no more. Know what I mean? Nudge, nudge!"

Penguin.wav
Terry Jones: "Well, what's on the television then?"
Graham Chapman: "Looks like a penguin."

Pig-ignorance.wav
John Cleese: "Yes, well, that's the sort of blinkered, Philistine pig-ignorance I've come to expect from you non-creative garbage."
 

Point.wav
John Cleese: "The points are frozen, the beast is dead. What is the difference? What, indeed, is the point? The point is frozen, the beast is late out of Paddington. The point is taken."

Ripped_off.wav
Eric Idle: "Ah, yes, his head's been ripped off. I'll get you another."

Scenes_of_violence.wav
Eric Idle: "The BBC would like to announce that the next scene is not considered suitable for family viewing. It contains scenes of violence, involving people's head and arms getting chopped off. There are also scenes of naked women with floppy breasts."

Sex_on_tv.wav
Graham Chapman: "I object to all this sex on the television. I mean, I keep falling off."

Shoot_you.wav
John Cleese: "Well, I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to shoot you."
Michael Palin: "Whatever."
Sfx: Gunshot.

Silly_walk.wav
Michael Palin: "Uh, well, sir, I have got a silly walk."

So_on.wav
John Cleese: "And so on, and so on, and so on."

Something_to_show_you.wav
Carol Cleveland: "I've got something to show you."

Spam.wav
Terry Jones: "Spam?"

Spam_penguins.wav
John Cleese: "What is the main food that penguins eat?"
Terry Jones: "Spam?"

Spam2.wav
Graham Chapman: "I don't like Spam!"
Vikings singing: "Spam, Spam, Spam, wonderful Spam!..."
Terry Jones: "Shut up! Shut up! Bloody Vikings."

Spam3.wav
Graham Chapman: "I don't like Spam!"
Eric Idle: "Shh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your Spam. I luv it!"

Spam4.wav
Graham Chapman: "Have you got anything without Spam in it?"

Spam5.wav
Graham Chapman: "I don't want any Spam."

Spam6.wav
Graham Chapman: "I don't like Spam!"

Spam7.wav
Graham Chapman: "I don't like Spam!!!"

Spanish_inquisition.wav
Graham Chapman: "I didn't expect a kind of Spanish Inquisition."
Michael Palin: "Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!"

Stand_and_deliver.wav
John Cleese: "Stand and deliver!"

Ten_seconds.wav
Eric Idle: "And now, for 10 seconds of sex."

Upstairs.wav
Carol Cleveland: "Um, do you want to come upstairs?"
Eric Idle: "I beg your pardon?"
Carol Cleveland: "Do you want to come upstairs?"

We_interrupt.wav
Eric Idle: "We interrupt this program to annoy you and make things generally irritating."

What_do_you_want.wav
Graham Chapman: "What do you want?"

You_excrement.wav
John Cleese: "You excrement!"

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