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The Andy Griffith TV Show Sound Bites



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Andy Griffith Show Sound Bites (Page 1 of 4)

All_points.wav
Don Knotts as Barney Fife: "We'll put out an all points bulletin. We'll set up roadblocks, everywhere! I'll track him down if it takes forever. And then I'm gonna bring him in alive, Andy ... because this boy's mine."

Animal_noises.wav
Jim Nabors as Gomer Pyle: "Hey, Barn, don'tcha think we ought to make up some animal noises in case we get separated? I could be an owl and go, 'Hoo! Hoo!,' and you go, 'Chick-a-chee, chick-a-chee,' like a squirrel. That way, I'd know it's you."
Don Knotts: "Look Gomer, you just yell, 'Hey, Barn,' and I'll just yell, 'Hey, Gomer,' okay?"
Nabors: "That might work."

Asphalt_jungle.wav
Don Knotts: "You know, Andy, this is where I really belong. Barney Fife ... in the asphalt jungle."
 



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Attention_no_thieves.wav
Don Knotts on a megaphone: "Attention. Attention. This is Deputy Barney Fife speaking. This is an emergency. Repeat: an emergency."

Aw_shut_up.wav
Don Knotts: "Aw, shut up, Otis!"
Otis: "Oh, you gonna make me?"
Knotts: "Yeah!"
Otis: "Yeah?"
Knotts: "Yeah!"
Otis: "Yeah?"
Andy Griffith as Andy Taylor: "All right, All right, all right, now boys, stop fighting."

Away_we_go.wav
Denver Pyle as Brisco Darling: "A-one and a-two and away we go!"

Barneys_in_jail.wav
Otis: "Barney's in jail, Barney's in jail, Barney's in jail!"
Don Knotts: "Otis!"

Bats.wav
Don Knotts: "Yeah, ya know what you find in caves? Bats."
Betty Lynn as Thelma Lou: "Barney!"
Knotts: "That's right, bats. And you know what they do? They fly in your hair and get tangled up in there and lay their eggs, and you go crazy."

Bottle_of_pop.wav
Don Knotts: "Hey Ange. Wanna go up to the fillin' station and get a bottle of pop?"

Characteristics.wav
Don Knotts: "Well, for my money, he's got all the facial characteristics of a criminal. You know, the narrow chin and the eyes close together, slack jaw with a prominent overbite."
Andy Griffith: "You know who that sounds like?"
Knotts: "Who?"
Griffith: "You."

Citizens_arrest.wav
Jim Nabors: "Citizen's arrest! Citizen's arrest!"

Crush.wav
Howard McNear as Floyd Lawson: "He wants to raise my rent."
Howard: "Now look, Floyd..."
McNear: "Yeah, crush the little man, will ya! Drive 'im into the ground!"
Howard: "Floyd..."
McNear: "Take the very food right out of his mouth!"

Do_cary_grant.wav
Jim Nabors: "Goober, do Cary Grant for Andy. He's gonna take off on Cary Grant. Go, Goob!"
George Lindsey as Goober Pyle: "Judy, Judy, Judy, Judy, Judy!"

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