Don Knotts on a megaphone: "Attention. Attention. This is Deputy Barney Fife
speaking. This is an emergency. Repeat: an emergency."
Don Knotts: "Aw, shut up, Otis!"
Otis: "Oh, you gonna make me?"
Andy Griffith as Andy Taylor: "All right, All right, all right, now boys,
Denver Pyle as Brisco Darling: "A-one and a-two and away we go!"
Otis: "Barney's in jail, Barney's in jail, Barney's in jail!"
Don Knotts: "Otis!"
Don Knotts: "Yeah, ya know what you find in caves? Bats."
Betty Lynn as Thelma Lou: "Barney!"
Knotts: "That's right, bats. And you know what they do? They fly in your hair
and get tangled up in there and lay their eggs, and you go crazy."
Don Knotts: "Hey Ange. Wanna go up to the fillin' station and get a bottle of
Don Knotts: "Well, for my money, he's got all the facial characteristics of a
criminal. You know, the narrow chin and the eyes close together, slack jaw with
a prominent overbite."
Andy Griffith: "You know who that sounds like?"
Jim Nabors: "Citizen's arrest! Citizen's arrest!"
Howard McNear as Floyd Lawson: "He wants to raise my rent."
Howard: "Now look, Floyd..."
McNear: "Yeah, crush the little man, will ya! Drive 'im into the ground!"
McNear: "Take the very food right out of his mouth!"
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Jim Nabors: "Goober, do Cary Grant for Andy. He's gonna take off on Cary
Grant. Go, Goob!"
George Lindsey as Goober Pyle: "Judy, Judy, Judy, Judy, Judy!"
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