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Sound Bites (Page 1 of 3)
"Alabama Man" commercial.
Mr. Garrison: "I don't know, Kyle. Did you ask Mr. Hat?"
Kyle: "I don't wanna ask Mr. Hat; I'm asking you!"
Mr. Garrison: "Oh, I think you should ask Mr. Hat."
Kyle: <pause> "Mr. Hat, may I please be excused from
Mr. Hat: "Well, Kyle ... No! You hear me? You go to hell!
You go to hell and you die!"
Mr. Garrison: "Hmmm. Guess you'll have to take your seat,
Cartman: "Ha ha! Mr. Hat yelled at you."
Cartman singing: "It's my birthday, my b-b-b-birthday!"
Cartman: "I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she
tried anything, I'd be like, 'Hey! You get your bitch-ass
back in the kitchen! And make me some pie!' "
Chef sings a song about how everyone should like everyone
Bus driver: "What the hell is this crap?!"
Jesus: "This is the most crucial and serious time... of
Music we hear when Damien gets irate.