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South Park Cartoon TV Show Sound Bites

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South Park Sound Bites (Page 1 of 3)

"Alabama Man" commercial.

Mr. Garrison: "I don't know, Kyle. Did you ask Mr. Hat?"
Kyle: "I don't wanna ask Mr. Hat; I'm asking you!"
Mr. Garrison: "Oh, I think you should ask Mr. Hat."
Kyle: <pause> "Mr. Hat, may I please be excused from class?"
Mr. Hat: "Well, Kyle ... No! You hear me? You go to hell! You go to hell and you die!"
Mr. Garrison: "Hmmm. Guess you'll have to take your seat, Kyle."
Kyle: "Dammit!"
Cartman: "Ha ha! Mr. Hat yelled at you."

Cartman singing: "It's my birthday, my b-b-b-birthday!"

Cartman: "I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried anything, I'd be like, 'Hey! You get your bitch-ass back in the kitchen! And make me some pie!' "

Chef sings a song about how everyone should like everyone else.

Bus driver: "What the hell is this crap?!"

Jesus: "This is the most crucial and serious time... of all history."

Music we hear when Damien gets irate.

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Mr. Mackey: "Now as I was saying, drugs are bad. You shouldn't do drugs. If you do them, you're bad, because drugs are bad, mkay? It's a bad thing to do drugs, so don't be bad by doing drugs, mkay? That'd be bad, because drugs are bad, mkay?"

Stan's uncle: "Now that is a man who's eaten a lot of beef!"

Damien: "Everybody hates me."

Ms. Choksondik: "Well, well, well. I'd say somebody has some explaining to do."
Cartman: "You're damned right they do!"

Sfx: Fart.
Philip: "Aw, Terrance! You farted in court!"
Terrance: "Yes, Philip. I'm making a case for our defense!"
Both: "Ah ha ha ha ha!"

Fast version of "South Park" theme song.

Kyle's mom: "Kyle, what are you talking about?"
Kyle: "And you... you should be ashamed of yourself. Don't you understand that us males are defined by our firemen?"
Cartman: "Yes, the fireman is very magical. If you rub his helmet, he spits in your eye."


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