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Dennis Miller Live TV Show Sound Bites

miller_bad_man.wav
Dennis Miller: "You are a bad, bad man, O.J."

miller_be_yourself.wav
Dennis Miller: "What is cool today may not be cool tomorrow. That's why it's best just to be yourself... ya know, unless, of course, you're an asshole."

miller_buy_anything.wav
Dennis Miller: "Hey, we Americans will buy anything. And if you need further proof of that, the last time I checked, President Clinton's approval ratings were nearing 70 percent, okay?"

miller_cut.wav
Dennis Miller: "But let's cut to the chase, folks. S*** is s***... no matter how you frame it."

miller_cut_to_chase.wav
Dennis Miller: "Let's cut to the chase."

miller_disagree.wav
Dennis Miller: "I disagree with you on a lot of this stuff... and I feel like a good man, too."

miller_goofy.wav
Dennis Miller: "Let's face it... We are a bunch of goofy motherf***ers."

miller_ignored.wav
Dennis Miller: "Trust me... You'll be ignored like the bus boy at Hooters."

miller_intolerant.wav
Dennis Miller: "I don't wanna get off on a rant here, but this country's so intolerant right now, they might as well change the plaque at the base of the Statue of Liberty to read 'Go the f*** back to F***-atania.' "

miller_litigious.wav
Dennis Miller: "We see ourselves as independent, living-my-life-without-the-government-on-my-back Marlboro Men until something goes wrong, whereupon we turn into whiny, litigious cry-babies, looking for someone to foot the bill for our f***-ups."

miller_okay_bitch.wav
Dennis Miller: "I'm okay, you're okay, bitch."

miller_rant.wav
Dennis Miller: "Now, I don't want to get off on a rant here..."

miller_shoes.wav
Dennis Miller: "O. J. ... If you wore the shoes, you must lose."

miller_y2k_bug.wav
Dennis Miller: "Damn you, Y2K bug, damn you to hell."

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