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Deadwood TV Show Sound Bites (Page 1 of 4)

announcing_plans.wav
Ian McShane as Al Swearengen: "Announcing your plans - It's a good way to hear God laugh."

bourbon.wav
Kim Dickens as Joanie Stubbs: "What's your preference?"
Robin Weigert as Calamity Jane: "Bourbon, if ya got it."
Dickens: "Bourbon from Kentucky."
Weigert: "I should certainly f***in' hope so."

brain.wav
Ian McShane as Al Swearengen: "What the f*** was that??"
Brad Dourif as Doc Cochran: "He's having changes in his brain."

breakfast.wav
John Hawkes as Sol Star: "Time for breakfast."

charity.wav
Paula Malcomson as Trixie: "Anyways... would you want a free f***?"
John Hawkes: "... Why would you say that?"
Malcomson: "To know the answer?"
Hawkes: "Why would you say it that way?"
Malcomson: "For Christ's sakes. Mr. Star, my charity is obstructing my work... Sir, would you take it from me? Free?"

chinese.wav
Powers Boothe as Cy Tolliver: "Among humans, for grip, the China-woman's snatch has no peer. In all nature, the python is its only rival, though few have lived to tell the tale."
 

cock_sucker1.wav
Mr. Wu: "Cock sucker!!"
Ian McShane: "Yeah... cock sucker."

cock_sucker2.wav
Mr. Wu: "C*** sucker!"
Ian McShane: "Yeah, glad I taught ya that f***in' word."

cock_sucker3.wav
Ian McShane: "A double-crossing cock sucker."

cock_suckers.wav
Ian McShane: "I'll find those f***ing cock suckers."

cold_world.wav
Timothy Olyphant as Seth Bullock: "Cold enough world without gettin' gone against by your own."

courtesy.wav
Timothy Olyphant: "It's common f***ing courtesy."

detaining_you.wav
Ian McShane: "Am I detaining you in some way? Am I f***ing imposing?"

disappoint.wav
Molly Parker as Alma Garret: "A great disappointment to me, as I'm sure it was to you."

disagree.wav
Timothy Olyphant: "Under all the circumstances, I disagree."

do_no_harm.wav
Brad Dourif: "Primum non nocere... and that means first do no harm."

doctor_not.wav
Brad Dourif: "Don't you be the doctor! You report the symptoms; I will determine their significance."

dont_look_back.wav
Ian McShane: "Ya gotta behave like a grown f***in' man. Ya gotta shut the f*** up. Don't be sorry. Don't look f***in' back, because - believe me - no one gives a f***... You understand?"

dont_swim.wav
Timothy Olyphant: "I don't swim in that s***."

exhausted.wav
Brad Dourif: "You are goddamned exhausted, and you give yourself no respite."

finished.wav
John Hawkes as Sol Star: "It's over... It's finished."

first_impression.wav
Dayton Callie as Charlie Utter: "I am good at first impressions, and you are a f***ing c***!"

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