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A Christmas Story TV Show Sound Bites

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A Christmas Story TV Show Sound Bites

R.D. Robb as Schwartz: "Well, I double dog dare ya!"

R.D. Robb: "I triple dog dare ya!"

Melinda Dillon as Mom and Tedde Moore as Miss Shields: "You'll shoot your eye out! You'll shoot your eye out!"

Peter Billingsley as Ralphie: "I want an official Red Ryder, Carbine-action, 200-shot, range-model air rifle."
Melinda Dillon: "No... You'll shoot your eye out."

Darren McGavin as the Old Man: "Not a finger!"

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Neighbor: "What is that?"
Darren McGavin: "It's a major award."

Jean Shepherd as the narrator: "I could feel the Christmas noose beginning to tighten."

Darren McGavin: "Uh, move it a little bit... to, to the right."


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