Jim Nabors: "Hey, Andy!"
Andy Griffith: "Hey, Gomer."
Nabors: "Say hey to my cousin Goober."
Griffith: "Hey, Goober."
George Lindsey: "Hey, Andy!"
Don Knotts: "Sara? Get me Thelma Lou, willya? ... Oh, hi, Thel. Big Barn."
Don Knotts: "Jab, jab, chop, smack!"
George Lindsey: "Listen ... Judy, Judy, Judy!"
Howard McNear as Floyd: "Cary Grant say that?"
McNear, pauses: "What was he drivin' at?"
George Lindsey: "Cary Grant ... Judy, Judy, Judy."
Andy Griffith: "There's a letter here for you!"
Andy Griffith: "Barney, you wouldn't know something about this, would you?"
Don Knotts using a silly voice: "Well, maybe I would and then again, maybe I
Don Knotts: "My fast draw's never been successfully photographed. All they've
been able to get so far is a sort of a blur."
Andy Griffith: "I'm gonna tell you something, Ope. And I want you to listen
real careful. You're my young 'un. And I love you more than anything or anybody
in the whole world. And nothing or nobody can ever change that."
Don Knotts: "I'm Deputy Sheriff Barney Fife...although I do have a nickname
I've been stuck with and can't seem to lose ... Fast Gun Fife."
Don Knotts: "Now the minute it looks like there's gonna be trouble, we got to
nip it! Nip it in the bud! You got that? Let's hear it!"
Floyd and others: "Nip it in the bud!"
Don Knotts: "Nip it in the bud! You got to nip it in the bud! ... Nip it! You
go read any book you want on the subject of child discipline, and you'll find
that every one of 'em is in favor of bud-nippin'... Only one way to take care of
Andy Griffith: "Nip it."
Knotts: "In the bud."
Don Knotts: "Nip it, nip it in the bud."
Don Knotts: "He's a first-rate, grade-A, number-one nut."
George Lindsey: "You know, Andy, Barney's a wonderful fella, but sometimes I
just don't understand 'im, do you?"
Andy Griffith: "Yeah. He's a nut."
Don Knotts: "Boy, the guy that wrote that must've been some kind of a nut!"
Ron Howard: "Sheriff's office. This is the sheriff's son, Opie Taylor,
Jim Nabors: "I could be an owl and go, 'Hoo, hoo!' "
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Howard McNear as Floyd: "Well, you're just ... You know what you are, Andy?
You're a prince of a fella, that's what you, uh, uh, a prince. A prince! A
prince, now that's what you ... a prince."
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