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All in the Family
Jean Stapleton: "Archie!"
Carroll O'Connor: "Tory, Feldman, O'Reilly, Nelson...
That's an Italian, a Jew, an Irishman, and a regular
American there... what I call a balanced ticket."
Carroll O'Connor: "I want a beer."
Jean Stapleton: "What about your diet? You can't have a
O'Connor: "Ain't I lucky to have you around to keep me
from enjoying life... Then what can I have?"
Stapleton: "You can have a nice, low-cal root beer."
O'Connor: "I'll vomit."
Jean Stapleton: "Here's your beer, Archie."