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All in the Family TV Show Sound Bites

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All in the Family Sound Bites

Jean Stapleton: "Archie!"

Carroll O'Connor: "Tory, Feldman, O'Reilly, Nelson... That's an Italian, a Jew, an Irishman, and a regular American there... what I call a balanced ticket."

Carroll O'Connor: "I want a beer."
Jean Stapleton: "What about your diet? You can't have a beer."
O'Connor: "Ain't I lucky to have you around to keep me from enjoying life... Then what can I have?"
Stapleton: "You can have a nice, low-cal root beer."
O'Connor: "I'll vomit."

Jean Stapleton: "Here's your beer, Archie."

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Carroll O'Connor: "Listen, little girl. You just go on and mind your own beeswax, hah?"

Carroll O'Connor: "Don't start up with me!"

Rob Reiner: "I believe in total equality between man and woman, but that equality can only come about when the female partner is willing to confess her total inferiority."

Carroll O'Connor: "Hey, are you listening to me? Hey, Meathead!"

Carroll O'Connor: "You are a meathead... dead from the neck up."

Carroll O'Connor: "Ah, shut the hell up!"

Theme song from All in the Family.


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