Mrs Witwicky: "You better get those guys out of my garden or I am going to
beat the crap out of them!"
Sam Witwicky: "You're putting girl jewelry on a boy dog? He's got enough
self-esteem issues as a chihuahua mom."
Mrs Witwicky: "That's his bling."
Bobby Bolivia: "Gentlemen, Bobby Bolivia. Like the country except without the
Agent Simmons: "You, in the training bra, do not test me."
Optimus Prime: "Bumblebee, stop lubricating the man."
Mikaela Banes: "Hey, how about you let me drive?"
Trent: "Oh no no no. This is not a toy. These 22's, I don't want you grinding
them. No. Why doesn't my little bunny just hop in the back seat."
Mikaela Banes: "Oh god, I can't even tell you how much I'm not your little
Trent: "Ok, you'll call me."
Sam Witwicky: "My name is Sam Witwicky. Whoever finds this, my car is alive!
These are my last words, I just want to say Mom, Dad, I love you. And if you
find Busty Beauties under my bed, it wasn't mine, I'm holding it for Miles. No
wait, that's not true. It's mine, and Uncle Charles gave it to me. I'm sorry.
Mojo, I love you."
Mrs Witwicky: "Wow, you are so cheap."
Agent: "Code Red! We have a breach!"
Captain Lennox: "I need a credit card! Epps, where's your wallet?"
Sergeant Epps: "Pocket!"
Captain Lennox: "Which pocket?"
Sergeant Epps: "My back pocket!"
Captain Lennox: "You got ten back pockets!"
Sergeant Epps: "Left Cheek! Left Cheek! Left Cheek!"
Glen Whitmann: "She did it! She did it! She's the one you want! Alright?! I
was just sitting at home watching cartoons, playing video games with my cousin
and she came in there!"
Maggie Madsen: "Glen you freak!"
Glen Whitmann: "Hey I am not going to jail for you or anybody else! I have
done nothing bad my entire life! Hey man, I'm still a virgin. Ok so what, I
downloaded a couple thousand songs off the internet! Who hasn't?! Who hasn't?!"
Maggie Madsen: "Glen, shut up!"
Glen Whitmann: "No you shut up! Don't talk to me! Don't talk to me criminal!"
Mr Witwicky: "How much?"
Bobby Bolivia: "Well, considering the semi-classic nature of the vehicle,
with the slick wheels and the custom paint job..."
Sam Witwicky: "Yeah but the paints faded."
Bobby Bolivia: "Yeah but its custom."
Sam Witwicky: "It's custom faded?"
Bobby Bolivia: "Well this is your first car. I wouldn't expect you to
Megatron: "Humans don't deserve to live."
Optimus Prime: "They deserve to choose for themselves!"
Megatron: "Then you will die with them!"
Reporter: "Can you shed any light on the so called 'Alien' activity?"
Mrs Witwicky: "Uh, you know what? I think that if there was some sort of an
Mr Witwicky: "The government would the first to let you know."
Mrs Witwicky: "Yeah the government would let us know."
Mr Witwicky: "This is America."
Mrs Witwicky: "Yeah. That's how we know we live in a free land. Because there
is no secrets. They would say 'Hey, duck and cover!'"
Sam Witwicky: "Yeah, no I'm cool with uh, you know, females working on my
engine. I prefer it actually."
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