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Napoleon Dynamite Movie Sound Bites

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Napoleon Dynamite Sound Bites

Aaron Ruell: "Napoleon, don't be jeaolous that I've been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know I'm training to become a cage fighter."

Jon Heder as Napoleon: "I caught you a delicious bass."

Jon Heder: "Are you going to eat your tots?"

Jon Heder: "Everybody at school thinks I'm a freaking idiot 'cause of you!"

Jon Heder: "Freaking idiot! (sigh)"


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Jon Heder: "What the heck are you guys doing, trying to ruin my life and make me look like a frigging idiot?"

Diedrich Bader: "Bow to your sensei. Bow to your sensei!"

Sandy Martin and Jon Heder: "How was school? –Worst day of my life; what do you think?"

Jon Gires and Aaron Ruell: "Kip, I reckon you know a lot about cyberspace. Y-you ever come across anything like time travel? –Easy. I've already looked into for myself."

Aaron Ruell: "Let go of me! I think you're bruising my neck meat!"

Jon Heder and Efren Ramirez: "Well, nobody's going to go out with me. –Have you asked anybody yet? –No, but who would? I don't even have any good skills. –What do you mean? –You know, like… numchuck skills, bow-hunting skills, computer hacking skills. Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills!"

Jon Heder: "This is pretty much the worst video ever made."


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