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Monty Python and the Holy Grail Sound Bites (Page 2 of 3)

Much_rejoicing.wav
John Cleese as Tim: "Death awaits you all, with nasty, big, pointed teeth!"

Nih.wav
Michael Palin: "We are the Knights Who Say... Nih!"

Nih_again.wav
Michael Palin: "Nih!"

Nih2.wav
Michael Palin: "We shall say Nih again to you... if you do not appease us."

None_shall_pass.wav
John Cleese: "None shall pass."
Graham Chapman: "What?"
Cleese: "None shall pass!"

Not_dead.wav
Old man: "I'm not dead!"
Eric Idle: "Here. He says he's not dead."
John Cleese: "Yes, he is."
Old man: "I'm not!"
 

Now_stand_aside.wav
Graham Chapman: "Now stand aside, worthy adversary."
John Cleese: " 'Tis but a scratch!"
Chapman: "A scratch?! Your arm's off!"
Cleese: "No, it isn't."
Chapman: "Well, what's that, then?"
Cleese: "I've had worse."
Chapman: "You lie!"
Cleese: "C'mon, you pansy!"

General_direction.wav
John Cleese: "I fart in your general direction!"

People_did_feast.wav
Michael Palin: "And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats..."

Please_no_more.wav
Graham Chapman: "Please, please! No more!"

Quiet.wav
Graham Chapman: "I order you to be quiet!!"

Repressed.wav
Michael Palin as Dennis: "Help, help! I'm being repressed!"

Run_away.wav
 Knights: "Run away! Run away!"

Sacred_words.wav
Michael Palin: "We are the keepers of the sacred words ... Nih, Ping, and Nee-wahm!"

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