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Liar Liar Sound Bites

Boobs.wav
Fletcher: "Hi".
Woman: "Hi".
Fletcher: "New in the building?"
Woman: "Yea, I just moved in on Monday."
Fletcher: "Ohhh, you like it so far?"
Woman: "Yes, everybody's been real nice."
Fletcher: "Well, that's because you've got big jugs. I mean, you're boobs" are huge. "I wanna squeeze them.. Ohh, ma-ma."

Dress.wav
Jane: "Hi Mr. Reede. Like the new dress?"
Fletcher: "Whatever takes the focus off of your head."

Shriveled.wav
Guy: "Yo Fletcher, how's it hanging?"
Flecther: "Short, shriveled and always to the left."

Speeding.wav
Fletcher: "Here it goes...I sped, I followed too closely, I ran a stop sign, I almost hit a Chevy, I sped some more, I failed to yeild at a crosswalk, I changed lanes in the intersection, I changed lanes without signaling while running a red light and speeding!"

Stank.wav
Fletcher: "Where would Tina Turner be right now if she'd rolled over and said, hit me again Ike, and put some stank on it."

Tailpipe.wav
Fletcher: "So what I'm gonna do is piss and moan like an impotent jerk and then bend over and take it up the tailpipe."