Global Free Shipping and Low to $50 for 2015 Best Android Tablets


Juno Movie Sound Bites

This site provides a huge number of downloadable wav files from over 280 Movies.

NOTE: All logos, sounds & artwork retain their original copyright. All files are for provided for research, educational, criticism, or review for purchase purposes. These files were collected from a number of publicly accessible sites on the web that made no mention or assertion of copyright over these files or the collection. These files are provided on this site under fair use purely for your own personal use and enjoyment. Any copyright assertions on these files belong to the original copyright owners. If you are the copyright owner of a file on this website and you object to it being here please contact me with details and I will be happy to remove the file or provide the necessary citation of the original copyright owner. A full disclaimer is available here.

Click here to return to the J to N index

Juno Sound Bites

Ellen Page as Juno MacGuff: "It started with a chair."

Allison Janney as Bren MacGuff: "Doctors are sadists who like to play God and make other people scream."

Rainn Wilson as Rollo: "That ain't no Etch-a-Sketch. This is one doodle that can't be undid, home skillet."

Valerie Tian as Su-Chin: "All babies want to get borned! All babies want to get borned! All babies want to get borned!"

If you like this site please consider making
a donation to help cover my costs.
(even $1.00 can help)
Or alternatively please consider using the Amazon shop now link on the top left of this page next time you shop for anything on

Ellen Page: "Ya know, I always loved Gibson way more than Fender."

Ellen Page: "I'm... sorry I was such a huge bitch to you. You don't deserve it."

J.K. Simmons as Mac MacGuff: "I thought you were the kind o' girl who knew when to say when."
<pregnant pause>
Ellen Page: "I don't really know what kind of girl I am."

Michael Cera as Paulie Bleeker: "You've no reason to be mad at me. I mean, ya know, you broke my heart. I should be royally ticked off at you, ya know, I should be really cheesed off. I shouldn't want to talk to you anymore."
Ellen Page: "What, 'cause I got bored and had sex with you, and I didn't want to, like, marry you?"
Cera: "Like I'd marry you. You'd be the meanest wife ever, okay? And, I know you weren't bored that day, because there was a lot of stuff on TV, and The Blair Witch Project was coming on Starz, and you were, like, 'I haven't see this since it came out, and we should watch it, but then, oh, no, we should just make out instead, la, la, la.' "

Olivia Thirlby as Leah: "It's, like, totally legit."

Ellen Page: "I need to know that it's possible that two people can stay happy together forever."
J.K. Simmons: "Well, it's not easy that's for sure... In my opinion, the best thing you can do is find a person who loves you for exactly what you are... Good mood, bad mood, ugly, pretty, handsome, what have you. The right person's still gonna think the sun shines out your ass... That's the kind of person that's worth stickin' with."

Rainn Wilson: "Don't think it's yours just because you marked it with your urine."

J.K. Simmons: "Will you need a large amount of money? Legal counsel?"

Ellen Page: "I was thinking I'd just nip it in the bud, before it gets worse. 'Cause they were talking about, in health class, how pregnancy it can often lead to an infant."

Jennifer Garner as Vanessa Loring: "A woman becomes a mother when she gets pregnant. A man becomes a father when he sees his baby."

Ellen Page: "I'm telling you I'm pregnant, and you're acting shockingly cavalier."

Ellen Page: "Shut your friggin' gob, okay?"

Michael Cera: "I've wanted this for a really long time."
Ellen Page: "... I know."


If you need a custom-made sound file,
input "voice-over services" into the search box below.