Jamie Lee Curtis as Wanda Gershwitz: "Oh, I'm a big fan of yours! I love the
way you, uh, cross-examine... Oh, I really admire your work."
Kevin Kline: "Disappointed!!... Son of a bitch!"
Kevin Kline: "England is a fine country."
Jamie Lee Curtis: "Everybody does it in America."
John Cleese: "Well, not in England. It's strictly forbidden."
Jamie Lee Curtis: "C'mon, Archie. Everybody does it in America."
John Cleese: "Well, not in this country they don't!"
Curtis: "Oh, right. Like nobody lies in England."
Kevin Kline: "I love watching your ass when you walk! Is that beautiful, or
what??... Don't go near him – he's mine!!"
Kevin Kline: "Don't, uh, ever, ever... ever... call me stupid, okay?"
Jamie Lee Curtis: "Thank you for this... I'll treasure it."
Sfx: Gunshots and ricochets.
Jamie Lee Curtis: "What are you doing?"
Kevin Kline: "I'm thinking!"
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Kevin Kline: "You pompous, stuck-up, snot-nosed, English, giant twerp, scum
bag, f***-face, dick-head, asshole!"
John Cleese: "How very interesting. You're a true vulgarian, aren't you?"
Kline: "You're the Bulgarian, you f***! Now, apologize!"
Cleese: "...Uh, me to you?"
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