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Easy_to_grin.wav
Ted Knight: "It's easy to grin when your ship comes in
and you've got the stock market beat. But the man worthwhile
is the man who can smile when his shorts are too tight in
the seat. Ha, ha, heh, heh!"
Eat_your_fat.wav
John F. Barmon, Jr.: "Are you gonna eat your fat?"
Ted Knight: "Spaulding!"
Fourteen_Dollars.wav
Rodney Dangerfield as Al
Czervik: "Hey, you wanna make fourteen dollars the hard
way?"
Fred.wav
Ted Knight: "You're drinking too much, Your Excellency."
Henry Wilcoxon as the Bishop: "Excellency fiddlesticks!
My name's Fred, and I'm just a man, same as you are."
Knight: "You're not a man, you're a Bishop, for God's
sakes!"
Wilcoxon: "There is no God."
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Good_on_you_y.wav
Rodney Dangerfield: "Oh, this is the worst-looking hat I
ever saw. Well, you buy a hat like this, I bet you get a
free bowl of soup, huh?... Oh, it looks good on you, though."
Hello_mister_gopher.wav
Bill Murray: "Uh, hello, Mr. Gopher. Yeah, it's me, Mr.
Squirrel. Yeah, hi. Uh, just a harmless squirrel, not a
plastic explosive or anything, nothing to be worried about."
Hey_everybody.wav
Rodney Dangerfield: "Hey, everybody! We're all gonna get
laid!"
